i wanna get a bunch of different photos taken of me doing crazy things and put them in an album so my descendants will think i was a total badass

• pic of me hugging a tiger
• pic of me getting my face crushed into concrete by a cop’s knee but i’ll be smiling and giving a thumbs up
• pic of me sky diving without a parachute
• pic of me swimming with sharks
• pic of me riding an elephant in the forests of thailand
• lots of pics of me at ancient temples pyramids etc
• pic of me with a glowing crystal skull
• pic of me with an army of undead at my command