February 2012
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Anonymous asked: yeah, theres no way youre 25. nice try
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Anonymous asked: would you date someone older than you? like a 20 year old or something
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nogods-nomasters-nopants:
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I’ve always debated between myself between whether I would want Star Trek, Harry Potter, or Pokemon to be real.
I think I would prefer Pokemon the most.
WITH HARRY POTTER I CAN FUCKING TELEPORT
AND STAR TREK TOO ACTUALLY
OH AND WITH STAR TREK THERE’S HOLOGRAMS
BUT THEN AGAIN IN HARRY POTTER I COULD POTENTIALLY FREEZE TIME OR SLOW TIME OR SOMETHING...
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What Lot's Wife Would Have Said (If She Wasn't A...
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Do you remember when we met in Gomorrah? When you were still beardless, and I would oil my hair in the lamp light before seeing you, when we were young, and blushed with youth like bruised fruit. Did we care then what our neighbors did in the dark?
When our first daughter was born on the River Jordan, when our second cracked her pink head from my body like a promise, did...
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I like when people touch my boobs
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witswg:
i can’t wait until i have kids
me either
it’s going to be SO MUCH FUN
i mean i’m not ready yet but… i am going to be such an amazing mom omg
cheyenne i want you to impregnate me our babies will be B E A U T I F U L
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at the hookah bar right now
“How To Have An Orgasm
Be in love. Be in love with the air you’re unconsciously grasping for and the way you’ve forgotten the names of your body parts, the way every piece of you isn’t a piece at all but just one pulsing organ over which you have relinquished control. Give in. You are a vessel for autonomous cells to prove that they can be trusted, that they don’t need conscious help or guidance...
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baths
i love the feeling of being freshly bathed
you should see what the water looks like when i’m done
dirt, bugs, hair, leaves, all flooded off me!
and now my super long hair smells like mint
and the rest of me like vanilla and coconuts
i’m so glad i have a long expiration date
i probably only bathe once every 3 days
i like getting dirty and getting leaves in my hair and being...
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I’m going to spend my paycheck on books and marijuana
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